LOL FUZZY INC
This place has been around for, what, a whole bunch of years now? I don't really keep track of the time because I don't enjoy looking at this shitpile a whole lot.
This place used to be the high point of my tiny group of friends. Over the years, when I felt it was worth my time, I categorized a ton of material I planned to turn into movies and updates. Now I've got books and books of old material that only Volcof could possibly love.
Enough time has passed that I can barely remember what any of this stuff was going to look like. So now. in it's antiquity. I present to you:
The Fuzzy Inc. Bad Idea Dream Theater
Idea 1:
Name: Dr. Breakfast
Date Of Conception: 2004
Premise:
I have no idea what Dr. Breakfast is about. I found it buried in a journal full of crappy art right next to the script to "Phenomenon" (which was another horrible Fuzzy Inc. video atrocity). I think it had something to do with...I dunno. An evil breakfast villain? What the fuck was I even thinking when I wrote something like this?
This is probably what it would have looked like.
Idea 2:
Name: The Job Interview
Date Of Conception: 2005
Premise:
A guy goes in for a job interview but LOL it's RaveDuck and
he's all sorts of funny.
This was originally supposed to be funny but I realized how
not funny it was shortly before coming up with a script for it. I always thought
I'd go back and make it funny but I stopped giving a shit a long time ago.
This is probably what it would have looked like.
This one involved Xeiros. Also known as
this guy.
Idea 3:
Name: Rocket Pizza
Date Of Conception: 2006
Premise:
This was an article about a pizza joint that used rocket cars.
Yeah....I was seventeen when I came up with that.
This is probably what it would have looked like.
Idea 4:
Name: Donation Bit
Date Of Conception: 2007
Premise:
Volcof has always bothered me about making this company into something...you know...company like. So we were planning for a while to do a donation bit where we'd put a donation button onto the front page and be all like "LOL DONATE PLZ."
Anyone that donated that I was able to reach would receive an autographed copy of the Fuzzy Inc. box set (which wasn't as much a box as it was a CD Rom I burned on my Dad's computer) personally delivered to their house. Then I would proceed to invade their home and raid their fridge on camera.
This is probably what it would have looked like.
Idea 5:
Name: Tax Blasters
Date Of Conception: 2008
Premise:
Tax Blasters was a game my roommate came up with. It was
basically supposed to be an Atari game about doing your taxes.
This would actually be really fun but I never became good at
game design.
This is probably what it would have looked like.
Idea 6:
Name: Phone Booth...OF MYSTERY
Date Of Conception: 2009
Premise:
Sometime during the summer I went back to Reno to celebrate the birthday of Fuzzy Inc. among friends and family. We were walking around Sparks late at night and happened upon a phone booth. Confused as to the use of this antiquated piece of machinery, Volcof wanted to do a story about it's historical significance before the invention of the cell phone. Luckily I talked everyone out of doing something they might regret in the morning.
This is probably what it would have looked like.
Idea 7:
Name: After a Year and a Half I've Run out of Socks
Date Of Conception: 2008
Premise:
When I left home in 2007 I forgot to pack adequate supplies of socks. By the end of 2008 I had officially run out of socks. Thinking this was super funny for some reason, I wrote it down in my journal that I would produce a story about how I had no socks left. It might also include a trip to walmart to get new socks, what kind of socks would I get?
This was quite possibly the best indication that my life had become boring since I left Reno.
This is probably what it would have looked like.
Idea 8:
Name: Fuzzy Inc. OF THE FUTURE
Date Of Conception: 2007
Premise:
Sometime during 2007 I went home and met up with Volcof again. He gave me the idea that we should parody ourselves in the super badass future using MSPAINT.
I'm so glad I didn't do that because it might be just as boring as how the future actually turned out.
This is probably what it would have looked like.
Idea 8:
Name: Pixel Carol
Date Of Conception: 2007
Premise:
The day is Thanksgiving 2007. I am full of turkey and awesome feelings.
I go online to #pixel_pagoda and talk to Biospark and Lukki. And they're all like: "Oh my god. We're doing this thing called Pixel Carol. It's like a Christmas Carol except with Pixel Crusade people." I jumped right on board and was like: "This is the coolest thing ever."
New Years rolls around and we still haven't started. That was probably the best thing that could have happened to the project.
This is probably what it would have looked like.
Idea 9:
Name: Furry Sweeties
Date Of Conception: 2009
Premise:
Me and my roommate were talking about how we hate furries. We were specifically talking about all the stupid things furries have decided to be, like furry birds (featheries) or furry plants (planties).
One thing led to another and he came up with this horrible idea where...furries would be anthropomorphic candy. They would be called sweeties.
Furries ruin everything.
This is probably what it would have looked like.
Idea 10:
Name: AOL Pants
Date Of Conception: 2007
Premise:
Yesterday I had a nightmare. In this nightmare I was getting out of bed and going over to my computer to check my mail and socialize as I usually do in the morning. But there was something very wrong with my computer when I booted it up. When I opened my browser, AOL popped onto the screen.
This was extremely traumatic for me and I woke up in a cold sweat. Thank God it was just a dream.
This made me remember a shitty little movie I made a while ago called AOL Pants. It was a bad excuse for me to take off my pants on camera.
This is probably what it would have looked like.
