The Words of Der Fuhrer
When I was das kinder growing up in the pixel pagoda I was surrounded by talented spriters. Every day there was something new and beautiful going on. Pixel art can be so wonderful if wielded by talented individuals. As time went on, I matured and I saw my wonderful home slowly rot into the decay of das noob. Das noob invaded and slowly gutted the forum of its pride and worth. So I struck back at das noob...to no avail. The forum was dead.
When I moved to SJ I saw many new things and met many talented new individuals, but I could never forget what happened in the past. Das noob was prominent in a community as large as SJ. So I struck out against das noob! But alas! It was not enough. The furries and das noob were too strong for one duck to take on alone! The community had become so accepting of noobs and furries that only drastic action from the top could save it.
Only an admin could save it now. But...where was our admin!? Burrocracy and red tape generated by das underclasses was limiting the Admin's ability to save his own website! There were not enough admins to protect the entire country. When das spritamahn would submit his complaint the admin would not be able to react. In fact he ended up more often attacking das spritamahn! The underclasses kept das spritamahn down!
(^Our Admin^)
How could this happen! Why would we allow the admin to keep das spritamahn down!? Because we were unorganized! Because we did not have unity! But today my friends that changes!
TODAY IS THE DAY YOU THROW OFF THE VILE OPPRESSION OF DAS UNDERCLASS!
WE SHALL RALLY TOGETHER AS ONE FOR A FINAL SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEMS THAT PLAGUE OUR COMMUNITY!
JOIN US! THE WAR WE FIGHT IS FOR YOU!