As a lifeguard, you are worth to me exactly what Anheuser Busch wants to pay me.
Won't that make you feel safe next time you go to a waterpark?
That face on the right is what I like to call the ButtHead face. You make that face when you look at something you thought was going to be awesome and it turns out to REALLY NOT BE AWESOME!
It can also be seen in this joke comic I made for Lukki when he became Hot Lukki.
That sprite style of course belongs to Meeko of here.