Look Ma! I can Float!
I always wondered why the monsters would be monsters. There was always a never ending supply of "brigands" or "ninjas" to kill. It made me wonder why they were always so willing to get their ass handed to them when they could have a lucrative job as an NPC or an adventurer or something.
If I was a monster, I'd spend my time stealing as much money as possible in order to not be a monster anymore.